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Jim walked in, calmly reached behind the desk, and pulled the power cord from the wall. The office fell silent, save for the sound of Michael’s heavy breathing and the rustle of a hundred "Failure" flyers settling on the carpet.

Back in Michael’s office, the computer speakers emitted a high-pitched screech, followed by a robotic voice: "Welcome, Regional Manager. Please input Social Security Number to unlock Leadership Mode." The Regional Manager Free Download

In the kitchen, Jim leaned against the counter, holding a mug. "He’s been trying to download it since 8:00 AM. I told him it sounded like a Trojan horse, but then he told me he had 'top-tier firewalls' because he uses a password with a capital letter." Jim walked in, calmly reached behind the desk,

Michael stared at his screen as a countdown timer appeared. 'System Wipe in 10... 9...' "Jim! Do something!" Michael wailed. Please input Social Security Number to unlock Leadership

He paused, then brightened. "But the photo they used of me? Very flattering. Great lighting. I might actually use that for the Christmas card."