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Wait, I actually want Dwight so I can trade him immediately to the Annex for a bag of chips.

(Offended)It’s a medical condition, Angela. I’m "efficiently" inhaling. The Office - The Con...

Jim, you’re on the clock. You have the number one overall pick. Who do you want on your desk island? JIM Oh, easy. I’ll take Dwight. Wait, I actually want Dwight so I can

Okay, enough! Since nobody is taking this seriously, I am exercising my right as Commissioner. I am drafting everyone onto Team Michael. We will all sit in a circle around my desk. It will be like a campfire, but with more productivity and fewer s'mores. Jim, you’re on the clock

You can't pick yourself, Dwight! This is about synergy! Look at the Michael Scott Paper Company —that was a real team.

(Beaming)An honor. I accept. I will bring discipline, beet-based snacks, and—