A horn sounded—or at least, a sound that resembled a wet balloon being rubbed. The two armies charged.
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One brave blue squire managed to grab the Red King's leg. Instead of shaking him off, the King simply stretched. His torso elongated like chewing gum as he reached out to bop a nearby archer on the head. 🏆 The Last Wobble Standing His eyes were wide, white, and completely blank [1]
Warriors tripped over pebbles and launched themselves headfirst into enemy lines.
Across the green expanse, the blue army prepared for battle [1]. They didn’t march; they bounced.