Scp-3008 — Script

On//20, a researcher, hereafter referred to as D-9881, was allowed to read SCP-3008 aloud as part of a controlled experiment. D-9881 became increasingly agitated and fixated on constructing IKEA furniture, eventually abandoning the testing chamber and fleeing to an IKEA store.

SCP-3008 is to be contained within a standard anomalous item locker at Site-17. Access to SCP-3008 requires Level 3 clearance and approval from at least two Level 4 personnel. Testing with SCP-3008 must be conducted in a controlled environment, and all experiments must be logged and approved by a Level 4 personnel or higher. SCP-3008 is not to be used for personal gain or entertainment. SCP-3008 Script

SCP-3008

Following Incident 3008-1, it has been determined that SCP-3008 can be used to create stable, anomalous IKEA furniture constructs. These constructs have been observed to retain their anomalous properties even after the individual constructing them has been administered a Class-A amnesiac. On//20, a researcher, hereafter referred to as D-9881,

Due to concerns about the potential risks of SCP-3008, all testing has been suspended indefinitely. SCP-3008 has been reclassified as a Euclid object, and all access to it requires Level 3 clearance and approval from at least two Level 4 personnel. Access to SCP-3008 requires Level 3 clearance and