The trouble begins when Chris Thorne, a financial publisher, agrees to drive Diane, a corporate lawyer, out of the city. Accompanied by two wealthy Brazilian clients, the group misses a turn and ends up in the derelict "shire" of Valkenvania. A run-in with a stop sign leads to a high-speed chase by (John Candy), who hauls them into a nightmare. The Nightmare of Valkenheiser
The judge punishes minor offenses with grotesque, carnival-like execution machines. Nothing But Trouble
Survivors are treated to a repulsive meal featuring warm Hawaiian Punch and "ants on a log" served on a toy train. Bizarre Denizens The trouble begins when Chris Thorne, a financial
This demented roller coaster is designed to strip the flesh from its victims' bones and spit them out against a bullseye. The Nightmare of Valkenheiser The judge punishes minor
The group is brought before the 106-year-old (Dan Aykroyd), a man with a prosthetic "dick-nose" who presides over a courthouse that doubles as a junk-filled mansion.
The mansion is home to a cast of mutants and oddities that defy logic: