Noobs Want to Live

(通神榜) is a fast-paced "survivors-like" roguelike that stands out with its charming "Paper Mario" cardboard cutout aesthetic and deep synergy system. Core Gameplay Mechanics

The game features a diverse cast, each requiring different strategies to survive high-difficulty runs like : Porky : A high-survivability tank with low offensive power.

: A spellcaster who can become extremely powerful with frost-based synergies (e.g., Ice Spike + Tidal Wave). Mr. T : A powerhouse in the end-game once properly built.

: Avoid flat stat boosts (+Gold/Silver) early on; focus on Shield and Shield Recovery to survive initial waves until your damage synergies come online.

: Like other bullet heaven games, your character auto-attacks while you focus on dodging hordes of enemies and bosses. Dual-Currency System : Silver : Used during a run to unlock and upgrade skills.