"Folks!" he screamed into a megaphone that crackled with static. "The factory sent me too many! My loss is your gain! It’s the Kia BOGO Bonanza! Buy one Sorento , get a Rio for your teenager, your mother-in-law, or just to use as a very large paperweight!"
In the crowd, Arthur blinked. He had come in for a simple oil change for his 2012 Forte. Now, he was staring at a "Buy One, Get One" contract that felt more like a prank than a promotion. "Is it... real?" Arthur asked, poking a lime-green Rio . kia buy one get one
Arthur looked out his window at the two Kias huddled together in the rain. He realized BOGO was great for socks, okay for pizzas, but for mid-sized SUVs? It was just twice the reason to check your blind spot. "Folks
