Itsgonnahurt.com - Aiden From Boston.mp4 Apr 2026

He pulled his face into view. His jaw was swelling fast, and he couldn't quite open his left eye, but he held up a shaky thumbs-up.

The first puck blurred through the air, catching him square in the shoulder. The force spun him half-around, his skin instantly blooming into a deep, angry purple. He gasped, a jagged laugh escaping his throat. "One!" he shouted at the camera. "Is that all you got?" ItsGonnaHurt.com - Aiden From Boston.mp4

"ItsGonnaHurt.com," he whispered, a crimson stain spreading across his teeth. "Upload that." He pulled his face into view

The setup was simple and insane. He’d rigged a heavy-duty pitching machine normally used for baseballs, but he’d modified the feeder to hold taped-up hockey pucks. He was standing twenty feet away, wearing nothing but a vintage Bruins jersey, cargo shorts, and a pair of plastic safety goggles he’d found in his dad's garage. The force spun him half-around, his skin instantly

What kind of should Aiden face in the next chapter of his "career" as an internet stuntman?

The screen cut to black. Within an hour of the upload, the video had a hundred thousand hits. Aiden was a star, at least until the bruises healed and he had to find something even more painful to do for the next one.