Events Management -

They ran the audio through the massive, professional-grade sound system already in place.

The event was a high-stakes gala featuring a world-renowned pianist. The stage was set on a custom-built platform over a reflecting pool. It looked stunning—until two hours before doors opened, when the arrived. Events Management

In events, the audience only sees the "swan" gliding across the water. They don't need to see the "legs" (the managers) paddling like crazy underneath to keep it afloat. They ran the audio through the massive, professional-grade

As the crew moved the piano onto the platform, they realized a catastrophic math error: the weight of the piano, plus the pianist, plus the stage equipment, exceeded the platform’s load capacity. The stage began to visibly sag and groan. If they put the piano in the center, the whole thing would likely collapse into the water mid-performance. It looked stunning—until two hours before doors opened,

With no time to rebuild the stage, the lead event manager made a wild call. They contacted a local theater company and a high-end furniture restorer.

They gutted a high-quality electric keyboard and mounted it inside the shell.

©2006, 2012 Geoff Callender, Sydney, Australia



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