Depending on your vibe, here are some options for your next post: "Brighter than a blue sky, but I’m still getting colder." "It’s just polyester, but you like her better." "A sight for sore eyes, while I die inside."
"Why would you ever kiss me? I’m not even half as pretty." Someone give me a sweater on December 3rd 🥹 Conan Gray Heather Lyrics
"Realizing everyone has a Heather, and today, I'm definitely not her." Depending on your vibe, here are some options