This is the guide to . If you’re going to be the engine of chaos, you have to do it with enough style that people aren't sure whether to be mad or impressed.

Give someone a single, high-quality lime. No card. No explanation. Just walk away. 3. Creating "Environmental" Chaos

True chaos is a spice, not the whole meal. If you do it all the time, you’re just "that person." If you do it rarely and perfectly, you’re a legend.

If you have access to a friend's phone, change the shortcut for "Okay" to "Prithee, kind sir." 5. The Golden Rule of Chaos

Change the volume on the TV to an odd number (like 17 or 23) in a house full of people who only use increments of five.

Here is your manual for becoming a professional agent of entropy. 1. The Psychology: Why You?

Write a 5-star review for a basic object (like a stapler) but write it as if it’s a long-lost lover you finally reunited with.