If you are looking for a more traditional (but still quirky) experience, you might be confusing this with by MSCHF. In that game, you simply sit on designer chairs (like Eames or Saarinen) to accumulate "Sit Points," while trying to avoid "permadeath" from hemorrhoids or muscle atrophy. Chair F*cking Simulator on Steam
: You can read detailed dating profiles for each chair and even "call" them on the phone. Chair.Fucking.Simulator.rar
: The game features a wide variety of "targets," including antique chairs, luxury seating, wheelchairs, and even royalty-themed furniture. If you are looking for a more traditional
: Reviewers from Hey Poor Player noted that the dialogue is often randomly assigned and the rhythm mechanics are bare-bones, making it a "deeply unpleasant" experience after the initial shock value wears off. : The game features a wide variety of
: You can perform absurd actions like screaming like a loud goat or opening a portal to hell (which, unsurprisingly, may just lead to another chair). Critical Perspective
: Success depends on mastering rhythmic "pelvic thrusts" to climb the leaderboard of the "chair pile".
is a satirical and surreal rhythm-based simulation game released in 2020. It frames a bizarre premise—having "hardcore chair intercourse"—as a deep, philosophical exploration of loneliness and human connection in modern times. Gameplay Mechanics