Cartman Gets An Anal Probe Official

With a wet, mechanical thud, the device made contact. Cartman’s eyes bulged. He let out a sound that wasn't quite a scream and wasn't quite a sneeze. Then, as quickly as it began, the light vanished, the ship vanished into a warp-drive blur, and Cartman plummeted into the snowbank with a heavy, muffled "oof."

Suddenly, a beam of blinding, neon-blue light tore through the clouds. It struck Cartman dead center. He was hoisted three feet off the ground, his small limbs flailing like an overturned beetle. Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

The satellite dish retracted with a metallic zip. Cartman stood up, brushed the snow off his pants, and looked at his friends. With a wet, mechanical thud, the device made contact

"Whatever, Cartman," Kyle sighed. "Let's just go to school." If you'd like to see more of South Park, I can: Then, as quickly as it began, the light

The next morning at the bus stop, Cartman was different. Every time he opened his mouth to insult Kyle, his voice came out as a series of rhythmic, electronic chirps. "Hey, fatass," Stan said tentatively. "You okay?"