"As long as they're not slimy... please God don't let them have eyes." The "Treat Yourself" Approach
Inspired by the hilarious exchange between Darryl and Nellie in The Office , where a simple taco run turns into an expensive, confused negotiation: "I can go get us some tacos... if you loan me $30." buy some tacos will ya
If you end up buying them (or making them), here is how to "spruce" them up: "As long as they're not slimy